Providence

[romyra]

I got this in my mailbox this morning and it made me smile.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'


The girl said: 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End

Comments

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*GRIN*

[romyra]

Ain't that the truth!

[laurapetri.livejournal.com]

kinda unreal but cool none the less

[onthehill]

... someone wrote a story about my life...? o.O *is mystified*
(heehee except the sweatpants bit)