For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic.

In the time of trying to break my brain, the world decided to favour me with a friend who would gift me with actual quotes from the group AFI....I post my favourites here to share the madne... Love....with you all. ON the plus side they keep adding fuel to the slash fires with the things they say.

Enjoy!!!

"Sorry, that was me, not Davey that made that post, I seem to have a habit of using his name to pick up girls.. *cough*..boys..*cough cough*.." -Jade

"And I will be your Guiding Light if you'll be my General Hospital." -Jade

"I look like an inflatable fuckdoll" -Davey

"So things are going just swell, we eat bagels, we play songs, we take our shirts off and wrestle" -Jade

Question: So were you guys ever in Boy Scouts or anything?

Adam: I was a Weeblow.

Jade: We all blow.

Davey: I blow!

Jade: Davey is quite a 'demon in the sack' so to speak.

"A Fire Inside, to me, means these three other guys who drink all the soymilk backstage before I get a damn drop of it." -Jade

"I don't think the Montrealites have recovered from my yelling, 'I am a grapefruit! Give me all your croissants!' in French in the supermarket last time I was there." -Jade

"We don't wear your Abercrombie. So please don't listen to our punk rock." -Davey

"How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?" -Davey

"My name is Davey and I am an alcoholic" -Davey <--- This is funny only because you need to know that Davey is straight edge which means he doesn't drink, smoke and is a Vegan...so yeah this statement isn't true at all so its funny.

“Yes, I’m a vegetarian, but not because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” -Jade <---- OH DEAR GOD

Q: Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video occurs in your crotch?

Jade: Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl’s Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?

Davey: No, because I’m going to take place in your crotch. <--At this point I'm all like ROTFLMAO!!!!! Talk about addin jet fuel to the fires....will they ever learn??? I sure hope not.

Q: Do you practice putting makeup on anyone in the band?

Davey: No. But I practice other things. <-- Oh I bet you do.

Fan: Davey, you look sexy

Davey: *smirks* Davey always looks sexy. <--- OH YESSSSSS

“A girl in Salt Lake once asked me ‘Why are you wearing makeup, are you a fag?’. I said, ‘Well, if I’m a fag for wearing makeup, you must be a dyke in blue jeans.’ I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.” -Davey

Q: How do you respond to the homosexual rumors?

Davey: How should I respond? Ecstatically? <--- He'd make a shitload of us happy if he did mind you!!!!!

“I still skate occasionally but the last time I did, at our show in Hanford, I did a 560 frontside varial over our rolled-up banner and broke every damn bone in my body. Okay, I only broke one bone. Well, I didn’t break any bones, but I could have!” -Jade

“The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her “My whole life is a dark room” part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said fuck it, we’ll use our own spooky dark haired girl and called in Davey.” -Jade

“This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff…” -Davey

“It takes a big man to wear as much makeup as Davey Havok, I love him, this song goes out to the guys in AFI.” -Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters

"Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you tried to call it over to you." -Jade

"I don't think there's such a thing as a happy teenager" - Davey

"I mainly use Lineur Intense by L'Oreal but I also use the MAC "Smolder" pencil as well as the liquid liner. The L'Oreal liquid is the best I've tried as far as color and smudging but if you've ever seen me after a show you know that I'm not immune to running eyeliner." -Jade <-- Don't you just love a guy who knows his makeup? I sure do!!!

The secret to AFI's awesomeness according to the Jade:"It's all in the wrist." <<----Can't even comment on this one will just visualize and smirk

"If you really want to see some ill patty cake, you have to see Davey and I do it. And then watch us play patty cake. " -Jade

"I think they should play us on BET." -Jade <---**DIES**

"Upon further review, I've realized that my last post was neither interesting or informative in any way. Here's what's REALLY going on:
We're getting super radly awesome close to being done. We finally finished backing vocals and the came out totally 100% neat. I made plenty of supercool faces while I was singing, like this one where I had my eyes all clenched tight and then I hit this high note and looked up to the sky and slowly raised my fist like Whitney Houston in "I Will Always Love You". Another time, I ate all the cheese bagels and Adam was mad. In other news, we had a photo shoot today for the album artwork in this old abandoned building. Here's what happened to me there: I stepped on a dead mouse, sat in a stinky pigeon nest, and set my glasses down in crackhead puke." -Jade

"My favorite foods once upon a time were chicken and granola bars, but now that I'm vegetarian, just chicken." -Jade

"Adama likes violent sex. All you bondage babes out there; the drummer with the hair likes rough sex!" -Davey

"If you're gonna come up here and sing with me, don't sing the wrong words in my ear because that really fucks me up." -Davey

"Hmm, corn nuts. Can't say I'm a big fan. I'm more of an apple pie kinda guy because it reminds me of sex and death." -Jade

''I'm an extremist, I have to deal with my own extreme personality, and I walk the fine line of wanting to die and wanting to be the ruler of it all.'' -Davey <--Sounds like me on a good day.....yes my bad days are really that bad.

"Do what you feel is right for you, no matter what. Believe in yourself, no matter how many people tell you that you're fucked up, do what you have to do. AS LONG as it doesn't infringe on other people's happiness." -Davey <-- What he said.

Interviewer: How do you guys go about the songwriting process?

Jade: "Well, usually it's just me in my apartment making the songs, and then for the lyrics I usually go to Davey's house and we lay on his bed...you know, homoerotic song writing." <---- You see, they say these things and then we're all like HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY, honestly these guys rock.

Fan: I love you Davey!

Davey: Hey, thanks!

Fan: I don't want to have sex with you though.

Davey (sad): Oh... <---- I would though...yes I'm that warped

Interviewer: Do you wear boxers or briefs?

Jade: Boxers. Briefs are stupid. Briefs constrict yo shit. <--*DIES* Also....ROTFLMAO!!!!

"You know, I never stopped to think that the majority of our video does indeed
take place in my crotch. I must contemplate the significance of this. " -Jade <---I never noticed that till it was pointed out to me so yeah now I do that too.

"Ninjas are TOTALLY SWEET, what with all the guitar solos and flipping out and totally chopping peoples' heads off." -Jade <--what on earth is he watching???

"I listen to AFI songs quite a bit when we're recording them because it helps me to come up with new ideas on how to improve them. It would be kind of embarrassing if I was at a stop sign and someone rolled up and saw me rocking out to my own song though..." -Jade <---I'd think it was adorable, after I got done fangirling him of course and having him sign stuff so I could enshrine it.

"Linkin Park can suck my nonexistent dick!" -Jade, after Linkin Park's "Numb" beat AFI's "The Leaving Song Pt. II" for the #1 spot on the MTV2 Rock Countdown a while back. Jade, sweetie, you know I love you dearly but let's not badmouth Linkin Park, you guys shot the S&C video on the exact same bridge in PRAGUE, Czechoslovakia as LP shot their "Numb" video. AFTER they did. <-- umm about this part "Linkin Park can suck my nonexistent dick!" -Jade...I'm a bit concerned...since umm yeah it certainly isn't nonexistent, but a good fic should raise its spirts....**DIES**

GEOFF: Oh yeah, ask us about Wal-Mart
DAVEY: Yeah, ask us about Wal-Mart
MRR: What about Wal-Mart?
GEOFF: Well, let me tell ya. I went there with Dave and Mark looking for material to print patches on and there was this gangster girl there and she walked by and laughted and said, "It's not Halloween, you know." While she was walking away I said, "You coulda fooled me." She came back and got in my face and said, "What did you say?" I looked her in the eye and said, "YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME." I basically spelled it out for her and she was tough or something and said that Ukiah was her city and Wal-Mart was her territory and to watch out for her or some crap.
ADAM: That's basically why we left. [lotsa laughter]
GEOFF: Then her boyfriend got in my face and said, "Hey man, this is my girlfriend. Why don't you shut up?", and I said, "well then why don't you tell her to shut up?!", and he just walked away. That was about it. Oh!, and there's another story about Wal-Mart. Davey and I were buying dog chains and this redneck, typical Ukiahan guy walked by, and said, "Hey look, they're buying their jewelry." And then Davey sez,....
DAVEY: "That's right, MOTHERFUCKER!!" [laughter]
GEOFF: I didn't see who it was. I looked for him and was gonna go up and say, "Yeah, they're for your wife", but I couldn't find who he was." 

This now ends the quote insanit...Love.

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