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Apr. 17th, 2007 11:56 amOMG THIS RIGHT HERE? Rocks so hard. Also DO NOT READ if you haven't seen the movie. It will not be as funny unless you have, neither will you get all the jokes. This is absolutely the most perfect parodic accompaniment I've read yet.
Pimped First byicedark_elfnow I too shall pimp this --> 300 in Fifteen Minutes
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icedark_elfnow I too shall pimp this --> 300 in Fifteen MinutesOk people this is an attachment I got in my email entitled " How to get rid of annoying people." Its one of those shock laughs that you get from time to time so I'm putting it under a cut and you can look at it at your own risk. It is not sexual at all, so no pron but it is in bad taste especially in light of the many terrorist attacks. However in the interest of free speech I am putting this out there, but note the warning ok.
I got this one in my email. It's funny right through but if you are a Trinidadian the lines are even more hilarious because you'll know the speakers and their mannerisms when given a public podium to voice their views.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
I got this in my E-mail. Enjoy guys.
Why I'm so Tired......
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood circulation or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of T & T is 1.3 million.
0.3 million are retired.
That leaves 1 million to do the work.
There are 200,000 in Primary and Secondary schools.
Which leaves 800,000 to do the work.
Of this there are 300,000 employed by the government.
Leaving 500,000 to do the work.
50,000 are in the protective services (Police, Army, Coast Guard and Fire) preoccupied with Crime, Kidnapping etc.
Which leaves 450,000 to do the work.
Take from the total the 100,000 people who work for Works, URP and CEPEP.
And that leaves 350,000 to do the REAL WORK.
At any given time there are 100,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 250,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 248,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting there, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice.
Why I'm so Tired......
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood circulation or anything else I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:
The population of T & T is 1.3 million.
0.3 million are retired.
That leaves 1 million to do the work.
There are 200,000 in Primary and Secondary schools.
Which leaves 800,000 to do the work.
Of this there are 300,000 employed by the government.
Leaving 500,000 to do the work.
50,000 are in the protective services (Police, Army, Coast Guard and Fire) preoccupied with Crime, Kidnapping etc.
Which leaves 450,000 to do the work.
Take from the total the 100,000 people who work for Works, URP and CEPEP.
And that leaves 350,000 to do the REAL WORK.
At any given time there are 100,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 250,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 248,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting there, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice.
